Oogway's Pool Party by Tenzenmaster
Tenzenmaster: Hi! I shall be your narrator as we travel through time to Oogway's pool party.
Oogway: Shifu, I'm gonna do a pool party. And it's gonna be AWESOME!
Shifu: Uh oh. Nothing good ever comes of you saying awesome.
Oogway: Let's ask your students to help me.
Shifu: What? No! To build a pool party? Po would just sit in the baby pool I see you have brought. It's like, 3 feet diameter.
Oogway: Shut up! Monkey! Crane! Mantis! Viper! Tigress! Po! Get over here!
Mantis: Heh heh heh.
Shifu: What's so funny?
Mantis: Well, Po was trying to get 109 dumplings in his mouth, y'know, to beat his dad. Uh, and he, kind of, raided his dad's shop. Lol?
Oogway: Lol. :D
Shifu: No lol! Just, make him hurry up!
Mantis: K. I'll be back in 3.14159265358979462643383279502884197 seconds.
Tenzenmaster: He TP'd to get everyone to the pool partay.
Oogway: Hehe. Funny reference to Clay's air conditioned place by Tenzenmaster on Wings of Fire Fanon Wiki. He learned some new digits of pi, I see.
Shifu: Tenzenmaster totally asked you to say that.
Oogway: Yes, he did.
Tenzenmaster: Yes, I did. And I mean yes to I asked him to say that and yes to I have learned some new pi.
Furious 5: Hi, time to build a pool partay!
Po: Yay! Let's go swimming in my dad's secret ingredient soup!
Oogway: Let's build!
Tenzenmaster: And we'll be back! Time for a COMMERCIAL BREAK!